Calvin & Hobbes: Snowman Fun

“You don’t like my ‘Snowman House of Horror,’ do you?!”

“You have to admit, it’s slowed down the traffic on our road.”

“Mom and Dad don’t value hard work and originality as much as they say they do.”

“Snow Sharks?”
“That guy’s a goner.”

“First she says got out. Now she says come in.”

“Eggplant casserole tonight?”
“Why yes!”

“On the other hand, the neighbors keep planting nice big trees next to us.”

“Why does he have a hot water bottle on his head?”
“He’s committing sucide.”

“I don’t think the schools assign enough homework.”

“That’s enough TV! Go play outside.”
“I don’t WANT to go outside!”
“HMPH.”

“Where are my glasses?” I thought they were right here.”
“Hmm… I put them down… I went to get my book… I told Calvin to shovel the walk…”
“Where could they be?”