On a Christmas Eve long ago, Santa was preparing for his yearly trip, but things were going terribly awry. To start things off, the elf labor union had gone on strike due to unfair labor practices, setting the toy-making practice terribly behind schedule. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that Rudolph’s nose had burnt out, while Blitzer had gone and gotten Vixen pregnant. More stress. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her [...]

I’m in an odd mood today. I’m not quite sure how I feel. I feel a little bloated I think; maybe I’m getting PMSy. It’s like I’m a little pissed off, but I don’t really know at who or what. Maybe I’m just tired; stretched thin. I have no idea why I feel this way today, yesterday was a pretty good day. My sister April called me and we chatted awhile. We shared found memories [...]