I’m not even supposed to be here today

An article by Don Quixote

Well folks, the jig is up. The long dance of deceit is over. I am not who I say I am.

Bob Soulliere does not exist. He never did. Only one among you was sharp enough to see through the thin vale of my facade, but now, I can hide my true identity no longer.

My real name is Kevin Smith. I’m and actor, writer and film director. My association with you all over the past years have been nothing more than a covert operation to steal you lives and personalities for my various projects. I’m sorry for any hurt I might have caused you.

Like Superman, I used glasses as a disguise, when I wore them, I was Kevin, when I removed them, I became simply known as Bob (or Silent Bob as the case may be).

Hopefully we can all still be friends. Oh, buy my movie Clerks X, it came out on Tuesday.

About the Author: Bob Soulliere

7 Comments + Add Comment

regan September 10, 2004 at 10:19 AM

I’m sorry that I don’t like your movies, but we can still be friends.
regan September 10, 2004 at 10:20 AM

But I should mention that I loved your run on the Daredevil comic book. That was one of the best comic runs ever.
Kevin Smith September 10, 2004 at 10:40 AM

You probably didn’t carry my Bluntman and Cronic comics either… but I did notice some Clerks figures, so thanks for stocking those.
Ben Brown September 10, 2004 at 11:39 AM

Do you often come to Lansing in the guise of a one “Ash Harris”?
Kevin Smith September 10, 2004 at 12:05 PM

Ash is more like a cousin than an alter-ego
regan September 10, 2004 at 2:40 PM

No, your comics do sell well, but they are also one of our most highly shoplifted items.

Your fans give you a bad rap.
Anonymous September 11, 2004 at 1:17 PM

Kevin Who?