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2004
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2004
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The Christian Way
That’s right friends, not content to let “the world” corner the market on SPAM, Christians have gotten into the business as well, asking ourselves daily, “How would Jesus SPAM?”
Thanks to this new evangelistic approach to spamming, churched and un-churched alike can now “Reduce our debt, the Christian way.” Or if you’re lucky, you can now meet, “Christian Singles” through the internet, just like Jesus would.
Oh but wait, there’s more! Why settle for worldly Viagra, when you can now switch to Christian Viagra, the very same stuff God used to bring about the immaculate conception of the Christ.
Coming soon you’ll have, Christian Mortgage rates, Christian Porn, and a host of other SPAM that before was reserved only for “the world”. Check your email today!
I mean come on, honestly, wasn’t a “Christian Theme Park” enough, do we really need Christian SPAM as well? What is our obsession with the needless Christianization of everything?
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My favorite ad I’ve seen has been a banner ad for “Sexy Baptist Singles.”
Wait, isn’t that a little rhetorical? I thought in order to become a Baptist, you had to be sexy?
From my experience, Baptists try to avoid anything that has to do with sex or being sexy. They think it might lead to dancing.