Sneezing into the wind

You’ve been there. It’s a nice sunny day; you’re outside in the open air… and you get a big nose full of irritants. The itching starts, you rub, but the sneezing is building. You wiggle it, you scrunch it, and play a little Bewitched, but there’s no stopping it. A-choo… …right into a gust of wind. That fine mist that comes shooting out at almost 100 miles an hour is suddenly air born and heading [...]