The Day After Tomorrow

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Well, I had a chance to see the Day After Tomorrow and wow…

What a cheese fest! Give me ‘The Core’ over this movie (okay, they were both really bad, but I mean come on). Oh, but they way, we’re going to have an ice age tomorrow so dress warm kids. What from Washington to New York under 15 feet of snow and instant freezing? Well, I did make a promise to my son (one whom I never keep my promises to).

I mean so much of the “drama” of the movie was contrived. Hmmm… I don’t know how boss, but suddenly a whole pack or ravenous wolves escaped the zoo. Oh well, we’ll never seem them again…

And behind me you can see a giant monster tornado as it kills and destorys everything behind me. Let’s see if we can’t get a close up on this one Bill.

Oh look mom, it’s evil Dick Chaney! Now I know why George Bush doesn’t want us to see this movie… it’ stank to high heaven, but don’t worry, we can jump this 30 foot chasm with an arm ful of core samples… it’s all good.

But hey, when it comes out on DVD or pay-per-view it’s worth two bucks for the laugh and some of the effects, (and thats only if you are splitting the cost between about 4 or 5 people).